tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507242165120640932.post4866571048723785691..comments2023-05-05T14:09:49.745+01:00Comments on From Oedipus to Samuel L. Jackson's Wallet: Dogs that go woof, cats that go woof...TheTelfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10726790253029374308noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507242165120640932.post-32664852252485246262008-12-09T22:35:00.000+00:002008-12-09T22:35:00.000+00:00"We know that Jesus was the seventh son. After Ays..."We know that Jesus was the seventh son. After Aysus, Beesus, Seasus, Deesus, Eesus, Efsus..."<BR/><BR/>"If a giraffe saw a tiger in Africa, he'd be very surprised, because there are no tigers in Africa."<BR/><BR/>"Don't eat barbed wire. Never sellotape your foot to a taxi."<BR/><BR/>"If anything scares you, keep quiet and run up a tree. Always bury your food in a hole in the ground."<BR/>"Are these in fact, squirrel commandments?"<BR/>"I'm sorry maaaaan."<BR/><BR/>"If God is anything he's Captain Random. Because you go to God and you say 'We've got a little girl dying of diptheria' and he says 'Ok, ok okokok. Spoons!' 'She's dying of diptheria!'"<BR/><BR/>"Ok Janine, Kenny, Stavros, Rogers - two people, come over here." - repeat ad infinitum<BR/><BR/>And I maintain that for £60, there's only so much incoherent gibberish you should be allowed to get away with, it wears thin very fast.Hanspanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01077944659760174733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507242165120640932.post-72261343115022413302008-12-09T15:23:00.000+00:002008-12-09T15:23:00.000+00:00Having recently watched all of Mr Izzard's collect...Having recently watched all of Mr Izzard's collective works on DVD I can say that Sexie is by far the worst so if this is an improvement on that, it's firstly not saying much, but hey atleast he's not getting worse.<BR/><BR/>Other than that, wouldn't mind seeing it, probably wont until it's on DVD.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17081411660511251908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507242165120640932.post-88011308240838906212008-12-09T12:52:00.000+00:002008-12-09T12:52:00.000+00:00"We've been wandering in this desert for forty yea..."We've been wandering in this desert for forty years, what shall we do? Let's smelt some metal!"TheTelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10726790253029374308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507242165120640932.post-36929751499731516082008-12-09T12:41:00.000+00:002008-12-09T12:41:00.000+00:00You are referencing a comedy show that I could not...You are referencing a comedy show that I could not attend. I am therefore unable to understand the references; argal, I hate you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507242165120640932.post-80389803267883589632008-12-09T10:36:00.000+00:002008-12-09T10:36:00.000+00:00"It was a nightmare in there, man! It was terribl..."It was a nightmare in there, man! It was terrible! We're enslaaaaved! The big stripey ones, man, they killed everything!"happylittlecynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12157310428910153564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507242165120640932.post-14385665584159510122008-12-09T10:13:00.000+00:002008-12-09T10:13:00.000+00:00There was no reason to be late in the stone age.I ...There was no reason to be late in the stone age.<BR/><BR/>I don't understand you kids and your rocks...<BR/><BR/>Covert Elephants.<BR/><BR/>Giraffe Charades.<BR/><BR/>"Can't stand the man"<BR/><BR/>Hannibal and his upside-down squirrel-pig beasts.TheTelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10726790253029374308noreply@blogger.com