Sunday, 12 June 2011

Review Round-Up | May 2011: Haiku Special Edition

Simply because none of last month's films neither require nor deserve more than fourteen syllables to be reviewed. Next month: sonnets.*

Godzilla (1998)

Mutant iguana
foiled by Leon and Bueller.
Mindless disaster.


Head Of State (2003)

Rock's one-note satire:
One joke told ad nauseum.
Last nail? Obama.


The Pacifier (2005)

Vapid Disney dross.
Diesel's Schwarzenegger-style
half-arsed comedy.


How To Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008)

Neither good nor bad:
considering the talent,
this should have been great.


Big Momma's House (2000)

Neither brain nor heart
are found in this "comedy";
Watching's just a drag.


*I reserve the right not to write next month's reviews in sonnet form.

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