Simply because none of last month's films neither require nor deserve more than fourteen syllables to be reviewed. Next month: sonnets.*
Godzilla (1998)
Mutant iguana
foiled by Leon and Bueller.
Mindless disaster.
4/10
Head Of State (2003)Rock's one-note satire:
One joke told ad nauseum.
Last nail? Obama.
The Pacifier (2005)Vapid Disney dross.
Diesel's Schwarzenegger-style
half-arsed comedy.
3/10
How To Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008)
Neither good nor bad:
considering the talent,
this should have been great.
5/10
Big Momma's House (2000)
Neither brain nor heart
are found in this "comedy";
Watching's just a drag.
2/10
*I reserve the right not to write next month's reviews in sonnet form.
