Seasons greeting from teh interweb

Google wishes you

• a very merry christmas (1,260,000)
• a very scary christmas (5,280)
• a very mary christmas (2,550)
• a very berry christmas (2,480)
• a very cherry christmas (1,650)
• a very hairy christmas (954)
• a very jerry christmas (277)

and

• a happy new year (4,640,000)
• a crappy new year (4,000)
• a sappy new year (418)
• a gappy new year (100)

Also, priority-wise:

• christmas AND party = 149,000,000 results
• christmas AND gift = 135,000,000 results
• christmas AND sex = 63,300,000 results
• christmas AND turkey = 55,800,000 results
• christmas AND jesus = 37,000,000 results

Also, Christmas - not as good as you think.

Hope everyone's spreading the peace and goodwill. Merry Christmas :D