Home Alone
Culkin foils the thieves;
But the true miracle is
Pesci doesn't swear.
*
Jingle All The Way
Festive comedy:
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars...
Festive comedy?
**
Love, Actually
Christmas equals love
As long as you're white and straight.
Merry Middle Class!
***
The Holiday
Transatlantic love
Standard sappy rom-com fare...
What the fuck - Jack Black?!
****
Elf
Ferrell's tall and thinks
He's an elf but he isn't.
That's the only joke.
*****
The Muppet Christmas Carol
Caine sings with puppets?
A blue furry Charles Dickens?
Sharp retelling? Yes!
******
4 comments:
Bruce walks through glass, fire.
Yippi-kay-yay, mother fu-
Snow falls. Rickman too.
Me likey.
If I come up with any more I will of course share them.
Multiple stories.
Hugh Grant dances, Emma weeps.
Sweet, or just sickly?
This is actually kinda fun. I feel a pub-quiz-round theme appearing...
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