Friday, 27 February 2009

Overheard

A gentleman on a pushbike nearly collides with a woman crossing Wimbledon Hill Road in the early evening. He doesn't stop, but they conduct a short and increasingly loud exchange as he accelerates away.

Man: Watch it, darling!
Woman: (annoyed) The light was red!
Man: (shouting over his shoulder) Suck ... my ... dick!
Woman: (screaming after him) Shut the fuck up you foul-mouthed prick!

Marvellous.

1 comment:

Little Lebamski Urban Achiever said...

It's at times like this that I really miss Wimbledon.