Superhero Circle 5 (including anti-superest)

A double helping of delicious Superest-style goodness to be had today. Firstly a short-but-sweet vaguely-Easter-themed non-circular traditional-style superest:

Cardinal Sin: Not leading you not into temptation.

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Grammar Jesus: Died for your sins and abhors double negatives.

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Pontius Pirate: Dispatches the son of God with the twang of the seven seas.

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The FBI: Because piracy funds terrorism, and 'Pontius' is an awfully foreign-sounding name...

And secondly, a new flavour: the mentally-distressing concoction that is 'anti-Superest'. Inspired by those people who seemed unable to get the hang of drawing something connected to the previous entity, the object is instead to draw something unconnected to the previous drawing. Preferably with a suitably non-sequitur-ish caption:

Robo-Gilby: "Beep-Blip-Communism".

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The Cat: Say it ain't so Joe, say it ain't so.

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Viscount Beanington: "Oh Lordy".

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The Window of Opportunity: "Count me in, Watson".

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Why dogs cannot play American football:
1) They cannot close their visors
2)They cannot hold the ball
3) Contrary to the diagram, they cannot stand on their hind legs for any length of time.

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Luxembourg: It's haunted, they say.

Ignore that last one if bizarre, unconnected and decidedly silly things do not interest or amuse you.