Superhero circle 3

We did a couple of these since the last one I posted, but they weren't particularly good. This one isn't brilliant, but there are a couple of nice touches in there:

You should be able to zoom in on those to read them, but (for completeness, and because of our increasingly dodgy handwriting...):

The Waffler: Bores you to death with his sweet, sweet tongue.

beaten by

Seditious Sauce: Smothers you in chocolatey sauce.

beaten by

Greedy Girl: Eats you.

beaten by

Ano-Rex-ia: Inside every fat girl is a thin dinosaur trying to get out.

beaten by

Bulimia Bill: The fastest vomiter in the west.

beaten by

Sandals of self-esteem: Defeat all anxiety.

beaten by

Crocs of Criticism: Cheaper than regular sandals and with biting criticism.

beaten by

Bigfoot: Legendary shoe-crusher.

beaten by

The Book of Fact: A crushing tome of reality.

beaten by

Chris Tian: Never lets the facts get in the way of a good story.

beaten by

Muse-lim: Apocalypse Please.

beaten by

Allah-Kazam: A magician more powerful than David Copperfield, and God.

beaten by

Cosmic Cleaner: Irons out paradoxes and sews up tears in the continuum.

beaten by

St. Ardust: Dirtying the heavens by cleansing the soul.

beaten by

The Canon of silent content.

which, with more than a little stretch, could conceivably beat The Waffler.