Friday, 15 February 2008

Superhero Circle 4

You should be able to zoom in on those to read them, but (for completeness, and because of our increasingly dodgy handwriting...):

The Valentines Vampire: Steals your heart, then sucks it dry.

beaten by

Pierre, the amorous garlic salesman: Lures you in with love and vampiric-protection promises.

beaten by

Dave Buzzkill: Romance wilts and dies in his presence.

beaten by

The Spring Breaker: Parties hard and takes all in his way with him.

beaten by

The Examinatrix: "Fuck you, students".

beaten by

The Cheat-ah: Gives out the answers; too quick for the invigilator to catch.

beaten by

The Tell-Tale Poacher: Takes you down from 1000 yards, and then tells teacher on you.

beaten by

Bullet-proof Monkey: Your protective primate.

beaten by

Pharmaceutical Phil: They stopped him testing on humans, but no one said anything about monkeys.

beaten by

The I.R.S.P.C.A: Irish Republican's Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

beaten by

Orangeman: Fiercely independent against the incursions of apples, bananas and Catholics.

beaten by

Orange-AIDS: Need I say more?.

which, I guess could possibly beat the Valentine's Vampire. Doesn't really work, but there's some good stuff in the middle there, so we'll let this one slide.

1 comment:

The Big LeBamski said...

I kind of dropped the ball there, in that the final one should be defeated by the opening one and not vanquish it, to give the whole thing a cyclical vibe. Still, I agree, there's some imaginative stuff within this one. Thanks to Prof for ideas on a couple of mine.