You should be able to zoom in on those to read them, but (for completeness, and because of our increasingly dodgy handwriting...):
The Valentines Vampire: Steals your heart, then sucks it dry.
beaten by
Pierre, the amorous garlic salesman: Lures you in with love and vampiric-protection promises.
beaten by
Dave Buzzkill: Romance wilts and dies in his presence.
beaten by
The Spring Breaker: Parties hard and takes all in his way with him.
beaten by
The Examinatrix: "Fuck you, students".
beaten by
The Cheat-ah: Gives out the answers; too quick for the invigilator to catch.
beaten by
The Tell-Tale Poacher: Takes you down from 1000 yards, and then tells teacher on you.
beaten by
Bullet-proof Monkey: Your protective primate.
beaten by
Pharmaceutical Phil: They stopped him testing on humans, but no one said anything about monkeys.
beaten by
The I.R.S.P.C.A: Irish Republican's Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
beaten by
Orangeman: Fiercely independent against the incursions of apples, bananas and Catholics.
beaten by
Orange-AIDS: Need I say more?.
which, I guess could possibly beat the Valentine's Vampire. Doesn't really work, but there's some good stuff in the middle there, so we'll let this one slide.
CodeSOD: Empty Reasoning
11 hours ago
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I kind of dropped the ball there, in that the final one should be defeated by the opening one and not vanquish it, to give the whole thing a cyclical vibe. Still, I agree, there's some imaginative stuff within this one. Thanks to Prof for ideas on a couple of mine.
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